Thinking during a cab ride
Looking back, I think I was in danger of doing what a lot of parents (even my own) end up doing. Forgetting what “it’s” like. It’s just so easy to forget what life was like when you were a teen. But that feeling that it’s you against the world never leaves, we just know better with every year and you meet the people that make it easy to wake up and deal with all that bullshit.
I’m not really all that caught up with political news, but I’m still shaken by the implications of the riots in Toronto. I’ve read people’s thoughts, comparing the state of Toronto to Nazi Germany. Leaders of the world, chosen by their people to be their voice in our international community, are here. The authority, or “the man”, is not herding people into gas...
Dear Anarchists in Toronto
Please stop hating on the “pigs” that are protecting me from shit like you. You’re one plane away from being jihadist terrorists. It’s bad enough one of your propaganda magazines detailing your bullshit is in my house. Patrick Ignacio (email me and I will tell this to you, to your UNMASKED face, if you want)
I'm worried because I'm not hurting anymore :(
60 tricep presses @ 170 lbs 55 fly presses @ 110 lbs 60 bicep curls @ 50 lbs 45 mts abdominal crunches @ 80 lbs
RePlay: Usher's Raymond vs. Raymond
I understand it now (it being the formula). Usher puts out strong album, finds love and puts out filler album while he “loves”, cheats on his love and song blogs about how awful he has it because he’s got problems controlling his peen, added with a couple good dance songs to open to show that he’s available to bang. You can tell there’s a lot of bs because a lot...
The Nintendo 3DS is the UGLIEST technology I will... →
Seriously. Though I’m so down with the 3D pics <3
How do I always manage to get these cows/sows to fucking exhale their nasty cheeto breath into my face? I’m not planting my nose in their mouths. I was on the computer after my work out innocently surfing dlisted when Mrs. Moo turned, got off her eight asscheeks to share her upper ass moistness on my face.
Still gay on a straight guy.
It's been over 1.5 months since my last cigarette.
I miss the social aspect of smoking. Now, for me to go right up to insanely attractive smokers for a light without a cigarette dangling from my mouth would be considered sexual harassment. I can no longer monkeyfuck when in need of a light, nor can I flick my cherry out. Ah well.
Why is Odessia a nurse?
Because she’s tasted the sweet goodness ofcourse.
My friend, for differentiation purposes, Gay Mark...
If I don’t respond it’s because I’m not on facebook proper, I’m blogging on my tumble blog. For those who don’t know the diff: facebook posts don’t come with a tumblr icon on the bottom of the post. So here’s your chance to slander me for one whole month because I won’t know. But I got ninjas, so watch yourself. I’ll send Gay Mark to ravage your ass with a Gaga outfit.
Adobe's Flash and Acrobat have 'critical'... →
Somewhere out there, Steve Jobs is cackling in his tub of lava and polishing his devil horns with Tabasco to ram up Adobe’s arse.
dont be a bitch. just come– DJ gNat Lai - hahaha that’s what (S)HE said.
I have quit facebook for a month!
I typed “wonder” in the google images search and apparently Wonder Woman was my only real option to represent this headline. Really, it is a wonder! I have never been able to be off facebook for a long period of time. Why, you ask, do I wanna quit ass on facebook for a month? Ali’s doing it, and it’s no big deal. But if I do it, me the “I log into to facebook...