February 2010
128 posts
New iPhone
Everyone who has my number txt me so that I may add you to my address book.
The world sucks right now.
Earthquake, suicides and cancer will shake you no matter where you are in the world. Even if you don’t shed a tear: your humanity, deep inside, feels a little more hollow as we lose another one of us. Deny all you like but that is what connects you and me, and the rest of the world.
So don’t get all “poor me” right now. The world needs us. If not for our money, then for...
Weekend Slowdown Post 2: W Burger Bar →
Last night Sam wanted to go to Fran’s and in my usual contrarian way, suggested (just steps away from Fran’s) W Burger Bar. This was easy because it was RIGHT THERE (Yonge and College) and Sam is a big sucker for anything with the suffix “burger” attached to the end. This place, it just blows my mind. It’s clearly new, the service is indicative of that (creepy bald...
Chile
I’m with you
It's official I eat 5 times a day.
ffffood:
orientaltiger:
Breakfast at 6
Lunch at depends 11 or 12
“After school” meal at 3
Dinner at 6
Leftovers at 9
“If you’re one of those people who can’t handle it anymore, you know, if you can...”
– Walter Keonig, reflecting on the suicide of his son, Andrew.
I don’t understand what people think suicide will fix. Nobody is happier. In fact, you will be missed, so your tantrum’s mission is accomplished. There will always be a you-shaped hole and there is nothing and nobody that can...
How in tarnation...
… does your mouth manage to smell like a stable stuffed to the brim with half decomposed barn animals?
Moreover how did I manage to earn the good fortune of having you stand and face me on the bus for a full ten minutes when the bus is practically empty?
Shit I don't get, like...
… fist pumping? C’est what?
… gay guys that say woof. What? (especially “bears” - animals that don’t say “woof”)
… people who say they’re straight but have bigger fairy wings than me.
… people who say Salt N’ Pepa suck. Your face sucks.
Shit I don't get...
… Liking old book smell.
… Shane (of the non Ali variation) digression
… Gays that say woof and grr. Seriously?
… Susan Boyle.
… Fruitarians.
… Wheatgrass juice.
An(other) X-man is gonna die (and come back to...
Now I’m in the middle of writing some shit AWAY from my laptop, but this shit is killing me and I just need to address it. Which X-man is going to die?
I say with the convenient return of X-man + the safe return of Hope Summers, life is going to be a bitch and dump Cable. As much as I want Wolverine to die, he just became an Avenger, and he’s not gonna join the Avengers just to...
I am going to fucking die of exhaustion.
No more studying for tonight. I know how to convert units from one system of measurement to another. I will memorize the units to convert tomorrow. Done. Done. Done.
“Do you want me to ride you home?”
– Patrick, offering to ride the subway as far as Ali with absolutely no intention of propositioning her. An ESL moment, if you will.
Benson and Hedges Silver Menthols 100s Are Long...
They are. And they leave a nasty taste in your mouth. Yes I’m talking about cigarettes. Pick your mind up and out of the gutter. That said, I’ve decided that I’ll begin to start quitting. Not for me but for those I love. Now I don’t love a lot of people, but the few I do, I really really love. I know, I know. Some cheese about doing it for me, but at least I’m going...
Not to sound unpatriotic, but isn't the US winning...
Still. 5-3 ? We were creamed, turned over and done from the other side. Shit son. We were smoked. I’m no hockey fan but a two point lead is basically irreversable, no?
Fireworks Gone Wrong →
Some guy who thinks Britney’s back has gone wrong :-P
The notes are in my hand in front of me. I'm...
But nothing is staying! Yayy!!
"Balls."
My restatement Re: Wakingness - In the words of Milena P. Queen of one liners.
Floating On - I am proof that everything is gonna...
If you were curious as to what my mark was for Anatomy and Physiology’s midterm, it was 76%.
Whoa hold your horses! You know that humility in human anatomy emo bs I wrote back then? Well it’s because I had been convinced - hey. I just failed a test legitimately for the first time since High School (or Afshin who destroys all math marks but I walked away from that with an A- so shut...
Word to the wise: Timothys is no Starbucks.
Nuff said
Am I an Apple whore?
It's 10 pm!
I’m probably still studying, if I’m not then I’m probably passed out from all the studying. I just want to remind you that if you’re tired it’s okay to rest because being all fucked up is not going to help you retain info at all. Much love to you all and have a great night!
That said, here is the demure Rapunzel pic, plus a poor misguided bustier that thinks it could...
